lol!

 

My cousin Bob has been a flasher for years. He recently began to feel that he had been a flasher for long enough and decided to retire. Then he sat down and thought about it for a while and decided that he would just stick it out a while longer.
gotcha

 

There's three old ladies sitting on a park bench, all of a sudden, a flasher walks up and flashes them! The first old lady has a stroke, the second old lady has a stroke. The third old lady couldn't quite reach.

 

read this joke aloud or else it won't be funny.

A 90 year old woman in a retirement home decides she wants to get a man in her life. She is a little senile and has a strange plan to lure in men. She goes to a room full of 90 year old men and lifter her skirt saying "SUPER *****!" All of them have a strike and die. She goes to a room of 80 year old men flashes them saying "SUPER *****" and they all have heart attacks and die. She goes to a 70 year old man flashs him saying "SUPER *****?" and he replies "I'll have the soup."

 

Those were funny jokes! I liked the one about the blonde better. But the one that gets the prize is the cop car!


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a blonde walks into a bar, sits down and tells the bartender, "here's the deal. i just moved here to go to college and i left behind two sisters who i used to go out and party with once a week. so i am going to come in here every thursday and order three margaritas. i am going to sit here and drink them and leave so it will be like we are all three back together partying.i want all three at once." so the bartender agrees and serves her the three margaritas. she drinks a little out of each until they are all empty, then tips and leaves. this goes on for several weeks until one day she comes in and only orders two margaritas. the bartender automatically assumes the worst and serves her two margaritas with kind of a long face. he lets her drink a little, then comes to offer his condolences. she says, "what are you talking about? i didn't lose a sister, i just quit drinking."

 

Allof the jokes were hilarious. Thanks formaking my day!!! I would share, but I am not good at it.

 

Haha no problem. Glad you liked them.