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can't get it to upload straight, but i assure you that it is worth the trip

 

Just got this one today.
FYI: L.C.B.O is "Liquor Control Board of Ontario"
Enjoy!
Cl8ton



There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If
you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest L.C.B.O. or BEER store.
Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should forward this warning to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

Have a great day and keep smilling

 

Mrs. O'Leery - whose husband Paddy worked the midnight shift at the brewery -woke one night at 2:00am to the sound of somebody knocking on her door. She pulled on her robe, went to the door, and opened it to the brewery supervisor standing there with his hat in his hand. "Mrs. O'Leery", he said, "tis terrible news I have about your husband Paddy. He has fallen into a vat of beer at the brewery and drowned." Gasping at the news, Mrs. O'Leery exclaimed, "Oh, God rest his soul I hope he didn't suffer." "No", said the supervisor, "we don't think he did - he got out three times to pee."

Rolomac

 

And Another!!![/align][/align]A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The Waitress asks them for their orders.The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.[/align]



A short time later the waitress returns with the order "That will be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.[/align]
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke."[/align]
The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his[/align]
pocket and pays with exact change.[/align]
This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the[/align]
waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich.[/align]
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."[/align]
Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.[/align]
The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir.[/align]
How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?"[/align]
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.[/align]
My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."[/align]
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"[/align]
"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.[/align]
The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"[/align]
The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big *** and long legs who agrees with everything I say."


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That made me laugh^^ I like it!

 

a man walks into a bar with a beautiful blonde on one arm, a beautiful red head on the other, and a little man on his shoulder. he sits down and tells the bartender that he wants to buy the house a round of beers. the bartender hands out the beers and the little man runs around and knocks all of them over. he orders another round and another and the little man runs around and knocks all of them over just as they get them. finally the bartender asks whats going on and the man says; "i met a genie and he gave me three wishes. my first was to have a beautiful woman on each arm, my second was to have a billion dollars, and my third was to have a twelve inch ***** and this is what i got."

 

a guy is walking down the beach and trips over a genie bottle. the genie tells him that he has only one wish and he needs to make it a good one. he thinks for a minute and says; "i want to go to hawaii whenever i want, but i am terrified of flying, so i want a bridge that can take me there in my car." the genie automatically says; "that is impossible. the amount of concrete that it would take, the size of the structure, it is just all ridiculous. think of something else." the man thinks for a second and says, "i want to understand everything about women. i want to understand why the first outfit they put on is never the right one, i want to understand why they say one thing and mean another, i want to know what they are thinking and how to read them..." the genie cuts the man off and says, "will that bridge be two lanes or four?"

 

Haha I know right?

 

lol to true!