WIFE TRANSLATION GUIDE
#11
05-09-2006, 12:57 AM
RE: WIFE TRANSLATION GUIDE
God we sound so sexist, but most of it's true, we have our own flaws anyway.
#14
05-09-2006, 03:02 PM
RE: WIFE TRANSLATION GUIDE
My transalation guide since I am a wife made a few adjustments lol
The Wife Translations Guide
The wife says: We need
The wife means: Why dont you ever buy anything that we need and I end up buying it but you buy 2 or 3 of somthing that you already have like the same ipods
The wife says: It's your decision
The wife means: If its stupid and a waste of money your gonna hear about it.
The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: I will just be thinking what a dumb **** and I told you so when things go wrong
The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I am going to be waiting forever to get an answer out of you and nothing will come. You will try to pass the time hoping that I give up on the conversation when if you would answer or talk it would be over quicker and I gonna get mad if you do not talk.
The wife says: Sure... go ahead
The wife means: I really do not care if I did you would know
The wife says: I never say I'm not upset if I am
The wife means: That means I will tell him if I am their is no reason to think that he is physic cuz he does not understand when I tell him.
The wife says: You're... so manly
The wife means: I notice your arms are getting bigger
The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: Only sometimes when I do not want you to see what your gonna get maybe good or maybe and ice cube
The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: Get the hell out of it your in my way.
The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper! Um this one is sooo right
The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: No my sandals are not ok.
The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hand it there! I drew you a diagram in the first place because I knew you would not understand
The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: You better not raise up the covers and make me smell it.
The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask for you to go get me something.
The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I really really want you to get me something.
The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute.
The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.
The wife says: Do I look like a mess?
The wife means: Tell me the truth cuz if I go out like this and I see pictures later and look like one you gonna be in trouble.
The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
The wife means: I seriously mean communicate not agree with me to make me happy cuz I know that you are just trying to say whatever you think I want you too and I would rather hear the truth cuz if you lie you sleeping outside.
The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: I know your not that is the reason why I ask you what I said.]
The wife says: Yes
The wife means:Yes means yes if I do not want you too you wont
The wife says: No
The wife means: Never will say no some things are not up to me but if I do say belive me you wont
The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: Im not sure I got to weigh it out I will get back to you, or Depends
The wife says: I'm sorry
The wife means: Even though you messed up I do not want to see you stressed out so hopefull this makes you feel better
The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: Cuz I sure in the hell dont
The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place. [8D]
The wife says: Was that the baby?
The wife means: Get out of bed a walk him
The wife says: I'm not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important! If I dont yell you really really do not listen. You only listen when I yell.
In answer to the question "What's wrong?"
The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.
The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Your annoying me.
The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: Leave me the heck alone I said nothing.
The wife says: I want to talke about it.
The wife means: I better hear you talking or I am gonna get pissed.
The Wife Translations Guide
The wife says: We need
The wife means: Why dont you ever buy anything that we need and I end up buying it but you buy 2 or 3 of somthing that you already have like the same ipods
The wife says: It's your decision
The wife means: If its stupid and a waste of money your gonna hear about it.
The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: I will just be thinking what a dumb **** and I told you so when things go wrong
The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I am going to be waiting forever to get an answer out of you and nothing will come. You will try to pass the time hoping that I give up on the conversation when if you would answer or talk it would be over quicker and I gonna get mad if you do not talk.
The wife says: Sure... go ahead
The wife means: I really do not care if I did you would know
The wife says: I never say I'm not upset if I am
The wife means: That means I will tell him if I am their is no reason to think that he is physic cuz he does not understand when I tell him.
The wife says: You're... so manly
The wife means: I notice your arms are getting bigger
The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: Only sometimes when I do not want you to see what your gonna get maybe good or maybe and ice cube
The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: Get the hell out of it your in my way.
The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper! Um this one is sooo right
The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: No my sandals are not ok.
The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hand it there! I drew you a diagram in the first place because I knew you would not understand
The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: You better not raise up the covers and make me smell it.
The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask for you to go get me something.
The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I really really want you to get me something.
The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute.
The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.
The wife says: Do I look like a mess?
The wife means: Tell me the truth cuz if I go out like this and I see pictures later and look like one you gonna be in trouble.
The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
The wife means: I seriously mean communicate not agree with me to make me happy cuz I know that you are just trying to say whatever you think I want you too and I would rather hear the truth cuz if you lie you sleeping outside.
The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: I know your not that is the reason why I ask you what I said.]
The wife says: Yes
The wife means:Yes means yes if I do not want you too you wont
The wife says: No
The wife means: Never will say no some things are not up to me but if I do say belive me you wont
The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: Im not sure I got to weigh it out I will get back to you, or Depends
The wife says: I'm sorry
The wife means: Even though you messed up I do not want to see you stressed out so hopefull this makes you feel better
The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: Cuz I sure in the hell dont
The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place. [8D]
The wife says: Was that the baby?
The wife means: Get out of bed a walk him
The wife says: I'm not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important! If I dont yell you really really do not listen. You only listen when I yell.
In answer to the question "What's wrong?"
The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.
The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Your annoying me.
The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: Leave me the heck alone I said nothing.
The wife says: I want to talke about it.
The wife means: I better hear you talking or I am gonna get pissed.
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