87 turbo 11, liked the cloreform one, that good

 

This one never fails - - -

GEE, YOU DON'T SWEAT MUCH FOR A FAT GIRL!

Rolomac

 

"Wow, look at that body. Is that the McDonald's diet or Buger King?"

 

i won't ask for an ID if you don't ask for a ring.

 

do you work for UPS? i just saw you checking out my package.

you've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

can i buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

i may not be the best looking guy in here, but i'm the only one talking to you

i am fighting the urge to make you the happiest women in the world tonight.

is that a ladder in your stocking or the stairway to heaven?

f**k me if i'm wrong, but your name is sherry titsbomb.

hi, i'm mr. right, someone said that you were looking for me.

my friend wants to know if you think I'M cute.

 

"hey how bout we have some pizza and sex? what? u dont like pizza?"

 

im not mr. perfect but u can f*** me while u wait for him.