lmao. that they are.

girl: quagmire baby?? what do you do for a living??
quag: ive got a question for you too! why are you still here?
lol

OR!

*giant rocket flys thru roof*
quag: to answer your question, something like that!!

 

*window slams on quagmire's member* *calls doctor* yea uhm doctor its quagmire.. yea its stuck in a window the next time
Peter: who do you want to do if you had the chance quagmire?
Joe: taylor hanson
Peter: uhmm taylor hanson is a guy.
Quagmire.. hahahahahah you guys are yanking me. put a good one on ol quagmire
peter: no he really is a guy
Quagmire: what well this is insane this is impossible. OMG OMG OMG OMG OH GOD I GOT ALL THESE MAGAZINES AND OH GOD OH GOD. lollll

 

this one is from my brother "if i flip a coin, what are the chances that i get head?" LMAOOO!!!!!

 

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMG. HAHAHA

 

lol nice.

 

Let's flip a coin. Heads, we're together. Tails, we'll flip again.

 

i lost my ***, can i have a piece of yours?

my bologna has a first name, it's L - a - r - g - e

do you believe in love at first site, or do you need me to leave and come back?

if you ask her to dance and she says no, say, "don't be picky, i wasn't"

if i were a dog, would you help me bury a bone?

and the all time favorite is:

walk up, ask her if she would have sex with you for a million dollars, and she will probably say yes. then say, "can i get $10 worth?"

 

LOLLLL wsoape. that last one was goood.

 

why not try the direct route??

"do you fancy a f*ck", she says "no", you say "well would you mind lying down while i do"

 

-nice legs, what time do they open?

-does this rag smell like cloreform to you?
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