Do not know if I am just tired or what but that mole one had me laughing so hard bout peed myself. Cl8ton, Have a good time out there fishing and hope you catch some.

 

Good Morning!!
I thinkthe Mole Jokewas so Lame it is Funny.
Got a 10 pound Walleye on Saturday!!... and found a Box Capthat fitsmy truck for only $60.00. I'm a Happy Man



A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into Walmart
with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.
The Walmart greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Walmart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no
they ain't. Oldest one's nine and the other one is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind or just stupid?"
"I'm neither blind or stupid," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe someone made love to you twice."

 

LMAO!!!
thats a good one!!!

 

lmao damn that walmart 1 was GOOD

 

BURN!

 

i like this one! =)

 

I was getting worried!!! Didn't receive a joke all day yesterday BUT my buddies came through today. Enjoy!


A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane.The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more.Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.

Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman, "I couldn't help but notice" he said, "that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?"

"I am sorry if I disturbed you," she replied. "I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."

The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. "I have never heard of that condition before" he said. "Are you taking anything for it?"

The woman nodded, "Black Pepper."[/align]

 

A beautiful blonde took her old Mazda to the dealership to see if they could help her. The car was running bad - misfiring, backfiring, hard starting and so on. The mechanic listened to her conplaints and went to work. In a very short time he had the car purring like a kitten. "That's wonderful," said the blond, "What's the report?" The mechanic wiped his hands on his grease rag and said, "Crap in the carburetor." "OK," said the blonde, "how often should I do that?"
Rolomac

 

a blonde went to a body shop to get a dent pulled out of her car. the man there, seeing that she was blonde, decided to have a little fun with her. he told her that all she needed to do is blow really hard into the exhaust pipe and it will pop out. so she went home and tried it with no luck. her friend came by and asked what she was doing. she told her and her friend said, "You idiot, you have to roll the windows up first."

 

a state trooper pulled over a car of older people that were doing 22 mph on the freeway. he approached the car and everyone there looked very shook up. he asked the driver why they were going so slow and he said, "the sign says 22 so i was going 22, right? i wasn't speeding." the officer laughed and said, "that is the route number, not the speed limit. the speed limit through here is 60 mph. i'm just going to give you a warning, but before i go, you all look shaken up. Is there anything that i can do?" the man replies, "They will be fine in a few minutes. we just got off of route 125."