The other night me and my old chaps decided to go out on the town to get our jollies. We caroused about town until we stumbled upon the Postgame Pub. It was a most pleasant evening. I took notice of a blonde haired girl standing at the end of the counter with dirty pillows like you wouldn't believe. After a few pints she was smitten and we retired to my parent's loft. I spent a good amount of time muff diving and was most fortunate to get put my pecker in her quim. Now it burns when i pee-pee.

 

it burns when you pee....damn bro. Drink a pint of guiness and it should go away.