Pliny the Elder can make sense of anything...except E85

 

May I present to you the elixirs of the God's.

One made for monks, the other for laying rubber.

 

The first elixir is pretty good for a Trappist Quadruple Abbey Ale, but not something I could drink more than two of at a setting.
My days of laying any rubber ended when I hung up motorcycle racing leathers 2 years back.
For 4-wheel vehicles It ended decades ago when I sold my Corvette.
Unless of course I'm someone else's vehicle and I'm not paying for the tires