Pick up lines!!!
#11
RE: Pick up lines!!!
ORIGINAL: SPeeDy3
lmao... those are pick up lines from quagmire from family guy!!!
lmao... those are pick up lines from quagmire from family guy!!!
girl: quagmire baby?? what do you do for a living??
quag: ive got a question for you too! why are you still here?
lol
OR!
*giant rocket flys thru roof*
quag: to answer your question, something like that!!
#12
RE: Pick up lines!!!
*window slams on quagmire's member* *calls doctor* yea uhm doctor its quagmire.. yea its stuck in a window the next time
Peter: who do you want to do if you had the chance quagmire?
Joe: taylor hanson
Peter: uhmm taylor hanson is a guy.
Quagmire.. hahahahahah you guys are yanking me. put a good one on ol quagmire
peter: no he really is a guy
Quagmire: what well this is insane this is impossible. OMG OMG OMG OMG OH GOD I GOT ALL THESE MAGAZINES AND OH GOD OH GOD. lollll
Peter: who do you want to do if you had the chance quagmire?
Joe: taylor hanson
Peter: uhmm taylor hanson is a guy.
Quagmire.. hahahahahah you guys are yanking me. put a good one on ol quagmire
peter: no he really is a guy
Quagmire: what well this is insane this is impossible. OMG OMG OMG OMG OH GOD I GOT ALL THESE MAGAZINES AND OH GOD OH GOD. lollll
#17
RE: Pick up lines!!!
i lost my ***, can i have a piece of yours?
my bologna has a first name, it's L - a - r - g - e
do you believe in love at first site, or do you need me to leave and come back?
if you ask her to dance and she says no, say, "don't be picky, i wasn't"
if i were a dog, would you help me bury a bone?
and the all time favorite is:
walk up, ask her if she would have sex with you for a million dollars, and she will probably say yes. then say, "can i get $10 worth?"
my bologna has a first name, it's L - a - r - g - e
do you believe in love at first site, or do you need me to leave and come back?
if you ask her to dance and she says no, say, "don't be picky, i wasn't"
if i were a dog, would you help me bury a bone?
and the all time favorite is:
walk up, ask her if she would have sex with you for a million dollars, and she will probably say yes. then say, "can i get $10 worth?"