little billy was back at school from summer vacation and was asked to tell a story with a moral on what he did with his grandparents over the summer. "my grandpa was in world war 2" said Billy, "he was fighting the Germans. He gad 3 boxes of ammo and a bottle of whiskey. When they found him he had 3 empty boxes of ammo and an empty bottle of whiskey." "Okay" said the teacher, "what's the moral of the story?" "well", said little billy, " the moral of the story is, don't **** with Grandpa when he's drunk!!"

my apologies for the language if i offended anyone, for those who were not offended... hope you enjoyed