For real...I think we should buy him a cake or something.

 

I think a good old fashioned military "bedsheet party" is in order for this guy.....(Watch Full Metal Jacket....you'll know what I mean.)

 

I've seen Full Metal Jacket about 3 times...but I haven't recently. So, no clue what you're referring to!

 

why do i have the feeling that ever since you joined this forum, **** like this keeps happening to you....tell me im not right timp

 

When Private Pile gets pinned to his bed by his sheets (4 soldiers holding the corners of the sheet down so he can't move...he's on the top bunk) Everyone in the barracks takes 1 swing at his mid-section with a sock loaded with a bar of soap in the closed end.....It was the thing that really pushed him over the edge in the movie.

 

here's another fun one... i went into work the other day and my entire schedule has been eliminated... i've called my boss a bunch of times and heard nothing back. i haven't heard anything about being fired (i was late a couple times, but he and i chatted about it and i corrected the problem) so i have no idea what the deal is there.

 

I'm starting to agree with AlyssaC and Tracker here...if it wasn't for bad luck you would have no luck at all! It seems as if you are jinxed.

 

holy ****, if I ever borrowed a car I'd be VERY careful for the sole fact that it isn't mine but this guy seems to think that it not being his means he can do whatever he wants with it. Drinking and driving? taking out the CD player? peeling chrome off of the wheel? none of that is crap you can do on accident, that's all crap you do to a rental car when you're bored, not someone's private property this pisses me off. I am NEVER letting anyone borrow my car after reading this.

 

aww man i wanted to borrow your car....darnit

 

haha would a ride along suffice?