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Old Dec 22, 2009 | 04:58 AM
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Its been a while since I've seen that thread so I decided to make another one XD
Here are some of my favourite ones:
1. "I will remain a soldier 'till the war is won..." The Boondocks

2. "If it's natural to kill, how come men have to go into training to learn how?" Joan Baez

3. "Out thought and out fought" Shu strategist Zhuge Liang

Anyhow what are you favourite quotes?
 
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Old Dec 22, 2009 | 06:44 PM
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Some of mine are in my sig.
Others are:
1) 'I was thinking of Socrates who said,"I drank what?"' Chris Knight as played by actor Val Kilmer
2) "I brought you into this world and I'll take you out!" Bill Cosby
3) "I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me" John Lennon
4) "... We do respect her butt, we LOVE to watch her strut." Bob Seger
5) "What ever happened to the Snowden's of yesteryear?" Yossarian - Catch 22
6) "This isn't a hospital! It's an insane asylum and its YOUR FAULT!!" - Major Margret Houlihan (Actress Sally Kellerman)
7) (A personal all time favorite) "Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans." - also John Lennon
8) "The subject has left the interstate. Now we are on the El!" - Det. Danny Costanzo as played by actor Billy Crystal
9) "That's how it happens livin' life by the drop" As written by Doyle Bramhall and as sung by Stevie Ray Vaughan
10) This is a double:
"Ray! Did you fart? Did you fart? How can you stand that" - Charlie Babbit (actor Tom Cruise)
"Yeah." "Yeah." "I don't mind." - Raymond Babbit (actor Dustin Hoffman)


I think I like this thread. I've got a million quotes... if I could only think of them all.....

What is your sig (webcam) about?
 

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Old Dec 23, 2009 | 02:59 AM
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1. "whatever happens to happen always happens for the worst and if the worst is yet to happen, hope it happens to you first." Jimmy Pop Ali - the bloodhound gang
2. "For some people, money is... money is a foreign film without subtitles." Nicholas Cage - matchstick men
TOMBSTONE QUOTES
3. "where is he?" "down by the creek, walking on water."
4. "You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?"
5. "I have two guns, one for each of ya."
6. "You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?"
TOMMY BOY
7. "Ugh, I can actually hear you getting fatter."
8. "I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ***, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it."
9. " Marty, find out where the police are going to be taking him. Send over a bottle of bubbly with a bucket of ice and a card. Have it say, 'Tough break, get drunk on me. Use the bucket to ice down your marbles, Yours, Z.'"

be back later for song quotes.
 
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Old Dec 23, 2009 | 06:08 AM
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Oh!! I forgot all about Tombstone quote, and I was just thinking about Val Kilmer's role as Doc the other day too. One of my very favorite performances by Val Kilmer. He stole that show.
Originally Posted by wsoape281
5. "I have two guns, one for each of ya."
One of my favs.

How about Silverado quotes? There are a million of them in there too.
"Mista', Ever see what a Henry rifle can do in the hands of someone that knows how to use it?"
"I don't wanna kill you, an you don't wanna be dead." -Mal (Danny Glover)

 
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Old Dec 23, 2009 | 06:18 PM
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This is a 44. magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world. It can take your head clean off. You've got to ask yourself one question, Do I feel lucky. Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood)


My name is Gunnery Sergeant Highway and I've drunk more beer and pissed more blood, banged more guiff and busted more ***, than all of you ******** put togther.
 

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Old Dec 23, 2009 | 07:55 PM
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gotta love clint eastwood.

boondock saints quotes
1. "Now, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing."
2. "So you're telling me it was one guy with six guns, and he was a senior frigging citizen?"
3. "You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh-sh-ships"
4. "A penny saved is worth two in the bush."
5. "don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen."
6. "He left me his c-c-c... He left me his c-c-c... Oh, he f***ing gave me this. F***! ***!"
7. "Why don't you make like a tree, and get the f*** outta here?"
8. "Wait, rule of thumb? In the early 1900s it was legal for men to beat their wives, as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb." "Can't do much damage with that then, can we? Perhaps it should have been a rule of wrist?"
9. "It looks like we've got us a cowboy."
10. "Wyatt-F**k'n-Earp."
 
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Old Jan 2, 2010 | 04:09 PM
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Patty Griffin - "As far as I can tell most everything means nothing at all - except for a few things that mean everything."
 
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