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bkey71 04-11-2006 01:09 AM

RE: Your car needs a pill!
 
I have a chrome oil fill cap that will add a minimum of 5 HP...why not add the matching radiator cap for about 3 HP more? Any takers?

Lupae3s 04-11-2006 01:52 AM

RE: Your car needs a pill!
 
MrSpike: do you have a dyno for that spoiler? and will the same results appear on a mazda3s as on a m6?

MrSpike118 04-11-2006 03:15 AM

RE: Your car needs a pill!
 
Well who needs a dyno anyways? I can get one for you though, and it is 20+ HP for the mazda 3...uhhh cause I said it is...

civicexracer 04-11-2006 03:28 AM

RE: Your car needs a pill!
 
i have a piece of dirt that u put on ur valve cover that will add 100hp......better than any turbo out there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! $5000000000000000000000 dollars! what a steal! will also improve gas milage from 30mpg to 100000mpg! WOW! [sm=gears.gif][sm=jawdrop.gif][sm=nxsmile.gif][sm=yeahsmile.gif]

VegasDriver 04-11-2006 02:15 PM

RE: Your car needs a pill!
 
its funny how you all became inventors all of a sudden!:D

MrSpike118 04-11-2006 06:15 PM

RE: Your car needs a pill!
 
hey if they can do it, we can!

87 turbo II 04-11-2006 11:34 PM

RE: Your car needs a pill!
 
FOR SALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! type R stickers. These stickers have been proven to add up to 4 hp a piece on a dyno!!!!!!! Look at the statistics.

STATISTICS!!!!!!

-4 out of 5 people say they feel a difference!

- over 80% power can be increased with multiple "Tpye R" stickers!

- over 95% of statistics are made up!

- in our recent survey 70% of the people said it is cheap and easy to install at home!

MrSpike118 04-11-2006 11:49 PM

RE: Your car needs a pill!
 
ha ha you convinced me! I am in!

VegasDriver 04-12-2006 01:19 AM

RE: Your car needs a pill!
 
I want one too!!!!!;)

Lupae3s 04-12-2006 01:23 AM

RE: Your car needs a pill!
 
hahaha...did any of you guys ever see the simpsons episode where homer has the mafia trying to assassinate him and hes at a car dealership...one of the mobbies tries to shoot him and misses and keeps shooting a car. then homer asks the salesman what all the holes are in one of the new cars and the salesman replies that they are speed holes, they make the car go faster. so homer goes home and starts bashing his car with a pick axe to add speed holes to it. haha. i wonder if that really works?!?


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