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Old May 8, 2006 | 01:13 PM
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The Wife Translations Guide
The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want

The wife says: It's your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious

The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You'll pay for this later

The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain

The wife says: Sure... go ahead
The wife means: I don't want you to

The wife says: I'm not upset
The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron

The wife says: You're... so manly
The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot

The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: I have flabby thighs.

The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.

The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!

The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.

The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!

The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.

The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.

The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like.

The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute.
The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.

The wife says: Am I fat?
The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful.

The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
The wife means: Just agree with me.

The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]

The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No

The wife says: No
The wife means: No

The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No

The wife says: I'm sorry
The wife means: You'll be sorry

The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: You better get used to it

The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place.

The wife says: Was that the baby?
The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him

The wife says: I'm not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!

In answer to the question "What's wrong?"

The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.

The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.

The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot.

The wife says: I don't want to talk about it.
The wife means: I'm still building up steam.
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Old May 8, 2006 | 03:29 PM
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haha... so many of those are very true!
 
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Old May 8, 2006 | 06:09 PM
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that's true for many women in general but I've gotten used to it.
 
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Old May 8, 2006 | 06:19 PM
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its the only thing you can do!
 
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Old May 8, 2006 | 08:02 PM
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wow, now thats some useful info, way to go RX3WAGON. I need to save this page
 
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Old May 8, 2006 | 10:00 PM
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wow, now thats some useful info, way to go RX3WAGON. I need to save this page
haha me too
 
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Old May 8, 2006 | 10:09 PM
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we should keep these tips to us and sell them for $$$$
 
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Old May 8, 2006 | 11:17 PM
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haha, have a printout of the page in our wallets or something... then we can pull them out and read them over to make sure we understand the women better haha!
 
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Old May 8, 2006 | 11:28 PM
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If you do not comply, expect to end up on Dr. Phil.
 
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Old May 8, 2006 | 11:31 PM
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haha yeah, like studying for a test
 
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