WIFE TRANSLATION GUIDE
 

The Wife Translations Guide
The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want

The wife says: It's your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious

The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You'll pay for this later

The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain

The wife says: Sure... go ahead
The wife means: I don't want you to

The wife says: I'm not upset
The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron

The wife says: You're... so manly
The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot

The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: I have flabby thighs.

The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.

The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!

The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.

The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!

The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.

The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.

The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like.

The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute.
The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.

The wife says: Am I fat?
The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful.

The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
The wife means: Just agree with me.

The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]

The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No

The wife says: No
The wife means: No

The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No

The wife says: I'm sorry
The wife means: You'll be sorry

The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: You better get used to it

The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place.

The wife says: Was that the baby?
The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him

The wife says: I'm not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!

In answer to the question "What's wrong?"

The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.

The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.

The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot.

The wife says: I don't want to talk about it.
The wife means: I'm still building up steam.
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haha... so many of those are very true!

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that's true for many women in general but I've gotten used to it.

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its the only thing you can do!

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wow, now thats some useful info, way to go RX3WAGON. I need to save this page:D

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haha me too

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we should keep these tips to us and sell them for $$$$

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haha, have a printout of the page in our wallets or something... then we can pull them out and read them over to make sure we understand the women better haha!

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If you do not comply, expect to end up on Dr. Phil.:D

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haha yeah, like studying for a test

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God we sound so sexist, but most of it's true, we have our own flaws anyway.

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we do, but we dont admit it...ha ha.

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guess whos sleeping on the couch tonight hahaha

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My transalation guide since I am a wife made a few adjustments lol

The Wife Translations Guide

The wife says: We need
The wife means: Why dont you ever buy anything that we need and I end up buying it but you buy 2 or 3 of somthing that you already have like the same ipods

The wife says: It's your decision
The wife means: If its stupid and a waste of money your gonna hear about it.

The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: I will just be thinking what a dumb asss and I told you so when things go wrong

The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I am going to be waiting forever to get an answer out of you and nothing will come. You will try to pass the time hoping that I give up on the conversation when if you would answer or talk it would be over quicker and I gonna get mad if you do not talk.

The wife says: Sure... go ahead
The wife means: I really do not care if I did you would know

The wife says: I never say I'm not upset if I am
The wife means: That means I will tell him if I am their is no reason to think that he is physic cuz he does not understand when I tell him.

The wife says: You're... so manly
The wife means: I notice your arms are getting bigger

The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: Only sometimes when I do not want you to see what your gonna get maybe good or maybe and ice cube

The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: Get the hell out of it your in my way.

The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper! Um this one is sooo right

The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: No my sandals are not ok.

The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hand it there! I drew you a diagram in the first place because I knew you would not understand

The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: You better not raise up the covers and make me smell it.

The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask for you to go get me something.

The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I really really want you to get me something.

The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute.
The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap. :D

The wife says: Do I look like a mess?
The wife means: Tell me the truth cuz if I go out like this and I see pictures later and look like one you gonna be in trouble.

The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
The wife means: I seriously mean communicate not agree with me to make me happy cuz I know that you are just trying to say whatever you think I want you too and I would rather hear the truth cuz if you lie you sleeping outside.

The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: I know your not that is the reason why I ask you what I said.]

The wife says: Yes
The wife means:Yes means yes if I do not want you too you wont

The wife says: No
The wife means: Never will say no some things are not up to me but if I do say belive me you wont

The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: Im not sure I got to weigh it out I will get back to you, or Depends

The wife says: I'm sorry
The wife means: Even though you messed up I do not want to see you stressed out so hopefull this makes you feel better

The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: Cuz I sure in the hell dont

The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place. [8D]

The wife says: Was that the baby?
The wife means: Get out of bed a walk him

The wife says: I'm not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important! If I dont yell you really really do not listen. You only listen when I yell.

In answer to the question "What's wrong?"

The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.

The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Your annoying me.

The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: Leave me the heck alone I said nothing.

The wife says: I want to talke about it.
The wife means: I better hear you talking or I am gonna get pissed.

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ha ha, amen to that!

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Copy, and pasted into Word and saved:D, more tips plz