Important Notice;

Women are often warned about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I want to pass it on in case you haven’t heard about it. This will probably become more commonplace as the economy declines, so please pass it on to other guys too.

This is a “heads up” for those men who may be regular Lowe’s, Home Depot, or Costco customers. I’ve been a victim of this clever scam myself and can tell you that going out shopping for supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Do not be naïve enough to think it couldn’t happen to you.

Here’s how the scam works.

Two seriously good-looking 20-something girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start cleaning your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say “No” and instead ask if you can give them a ride to McDonalds.

Of course you agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, distracting you while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my own wallet stolen on January 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th and 29th. Also February 1st and 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 19th, and 21st, three times last Monday and very likely again this coming weekend.

Please tell your friends to be careful. This is a horrible way to take advantage of older men and they need to be vigilant. The cost to guys who are victimized is terrible.

Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K-Mart and bought them out. Also, you will never get to eat at McDonalds. I’ve already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Lowe’s, Home Depot, Costco and McDonalds.

 

Mrs. O'Leary - whose husband Paddy worked the midnight shift at the brewery - woke one night at 2:00am to the sound of somebody knocking on her door. She pulled on her robe, went to the door, and opened it to the brewery supervisor standing there with his hat in his hand. "Mrs. O'Leary", he said, "tis terrible news I have about your husband Paddy. He has fallen into a vat of beer at the brewery and drowned." Gasping at the news, Mrs. O'Leary exclaimed, "Oh, God rest his soul I hope he didn't suffer." "No", said the supervisor, "we don't think he did - he got out three times to pee."

rolomac

 

These threads usually just involve you and me telling each other jokes. I have a few new ones though.

This one is an industry joke. A little insight to my industry; I am a weld inspector and we were previously known as scumbags to welders. They think low of us because we do only about 10 percent the work they do but make more money. Anyways, here is the joke;

An inspection supply company needs a new salesman. They put out an ad that says, "...experience and/or complete knowledge of our product preferred." The next day, two people show up for the interview. One, a well-dressed salesman and the other a dirty inspector who came straight from work. They decide to give them both a chance by giving them a box of 100 toothbrushes to sell at $50 each. The salesman runs out and immediately starts lying to people in order to sell these toothbrushes. The next day, the salesman had sold 50 and was very proud of himself. The inspector, however, had sold all of his. To be fair, they had to hire the inspector. When they walked out of the office and the salesman just had to know how he did it.

The inspector said, "sure, I will tell you. First, do you want some candy?"
The salesman says, "sure, why not." He tastes the candy and immediately spits it out. "This tastes like ****!"
The inspector says, "it is ****, you want a toothbrush?"

 

Good one Wes! Here's another -

A Canadian walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' 'No', he replies,'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it..' The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch? ''What's so special about it?' The Canadian explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.' The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?' Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.' The woman giggles and replies 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!' The Canadian smiles, taps his watch and says, ' Bloody thing's an hour fast!'

rolomac

 

President Barak Obama was talking to three prostitutes and asked each one how much it would be to sleep with him.

The Redhead said $200
The Blonde said $100

The Brunette said, "If you can get my skirt as high as our taxes, my panties as low as our salaries, get your dick as hard as the times were living in, and keep it rising like the gas prices, and f*ck me like you did our retirees...

...it wont cost you a cent."

 

It's not a joke but if You watch from 26th sec. You will be surprised

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48C_EvKDVEw

 

I think that I've published this movie somewhere on this forum, but some things should be repeated sometimes
I really like it.

 

Yes, great movie, great car. I saw it in Warsaw once, everyone was stearing at this car nice job

 

DEAR DIARY - DAY 1 All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter decided on this all-girls" trip.

DEAR DIARY - DAY 2 Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. The ship is wonderful. Everything a person could ever want. Sixteen hundred passengers and everybody is so friendly. Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.

DEAR DIARY - DAY 3 At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf ***** off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honoured and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.

DEAR DIARY - DAY 4 Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.

DEAR DIARY - DAY 5 Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks Really is charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship.. I was shocked..

DEAR DIARY - DAY 6 Today I saved 1600 lives.

Twice

 

An elderly couple from Michigan was watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When the black male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his ***** and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the ***** to 24 inches. Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, his wife looked at him and said, "How about we try the African string-and-weight procedure? " The husband agreed and they tied a string and a weight to his *****. A few days later, the wife asked the husband, "How is our little tribal experiment coming along?" "Well, it looks like we're about half way there," he replied. "Wow, you mean it's grown to 12 inches?" "No, it's turned black."


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