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RE: Pick up lines!!! - 11/30/2007 6:44:08 PM   
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lmao... those are pick up lines from quagmire from family guy!!!


lmao. that they are.

girl: quagmire baby?? what do you do for a living??
quag: ive got a question for you too! why are you still here?
lol

OR!

*giant rocket flys thru roof*
quag: to answer your question, something like that!!

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RE: Pick up lines!!! - 11/30/2007 7:11:25 PM   
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*window slams on quagmire's member* *calls doctor* yea uhm doctor its quagmire.. yea its stuck in a window the next time
Peter: who do you want to do if you had the chance quagmire?
Joe: taylor hanson
Peter: uhmm taylor hanson is a guy.
Quagmire.. hahahahahah you guys are yanking me. put a good one on ol quagmire
peter: no he really is a guy
Quagmire: what well this is insane this is impossible. OMG OMG OMG OMG OH GOD I GOT ALL THESE MAGAZINES AND OH GOD OH GOD. lollll


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RE: Pick up lines!!! - 11/30/2007 7:35:18 PM   
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this one is from my brother "if i flip a coin, what are the chances that i get head?" LMAOOO!!!!!

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RE: Pick up lines!!! - 11/30/2007 7:38:59 PM   
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMG. HAHAHA

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RE: Pick up lines!!! - 11/30/2007 10:39:35 PM   
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lol nice.



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RE: Pick up lines!!! - 1/18/2008 5:44:35 PM   
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Let's flip a coin. Heads, we're together. Tails, we'll flip again.

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RE: Pick up lines!!! - 1/18/2008 8:36:02 PM   
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i lost my ass, can i have a piece of yours?

my bologna has a first name, it's L - a - r - g - e

do you believe in love at first site, or do you need me to leave and come back?

if you ask her to dance and she says no, say, "don't be picky, i wasn't"

if i were a dog, would you help me bury a bone?

and the all time favorite is:

walk up, ask her if she would have sex with you for a million dollars, and she will probably say yes. then say, "can i get $10 worth?"


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RE: Pick up lines!!! - 1/19/2008 6:32:07 AM   
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LOLLLL wsoape. that last one was goood.

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RE: Pick up lines!!! - 1/19/2008 1:33:17 PM   
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why not try the direct route??

"do you fancy a f*ck", she says "no", you say "well would you mind lying down while i do"

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RE: Pick up lines!!! - 1/19/2008 5:38:14 PM   
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-nice legs, what time do they open?

-does this rag smell like cloreform to you?


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