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picasso20 -> Mazda Millenia Hate Thread--Spread the hate. (11/26/2007 9:18:54 PM)
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First off, I would like to say that I am super bitter(extremely). I swear every other month, if not week(or day) there is some SUPER random problem with this stupid car. I mean at first I thought the car was cool, because it looked all weird, and then I found this website that helped me appreciate the car's "whatever" Whatever- (n)- synonym- random mazda millenia bullshit. (see) also looks like a toyota avalon, except with leather seats? thats an extra $10,000 you'll pay for a car that stopped being -produced in 2002...[&:] anyway. other than the fact that I randomly get pulled over by cops because my millenia DOES look cool and somehow "looks really fast" (stupid cop) oh yea, and the random azz people who flick their fog lights on and try to race me, the cars redeeming qualities are wearing thin...too thin the car is so low to the ground that the once nice looking paint is slowly but surely starting to peel away on the bumper, and everytime i drive up a hill or something, ya know, hillish(um, is that a word...its probably not) its like rosie o donell jumping on a semi-cushioned love-seat(made in 1995, of course) get the picture. if not, what im saying, is this car is starting to suck. have you ever been in your millenia and just wanted to drive it off a bridge? oh you too, huh?! (join the club) my fog lights dont, oops correction, ONE fog light doesnt work, for some odd reason, I dont even use them that much, and it took me FOREVERRRR to install them let alone to figure out exactly why they werent working in the first place. the car recently just started to vibrate at around 70 mph. Hey car, whats the secret, do you have something to tell me? Is that why you're shaking so badly while im going 70 mph so I can suddenly stop and run into some "innocent"(stupid) pedestrian as i merge my way onto oncoming traffic going the opposite direction?! hmmmm. there were seven codes when I got it checked out, the mechanic drove it around, tested it again, and said there was nothing wrong with the car. OH!....So my car is bi-polar too?! funnnnnnnn [&:] the oil leaks like crazy, and that is one of the worst aspects of the car. Everytime I get up in the morning to go to school, Im "surprised"(no surprise really, i look for the crap) with a little puddle I call Mazda shit. (can we cuss on here, we're all adults?) SO..now, im pretty sure thats messing up my engine, which is just perfect timing to finals right around the corner and me having no job. hmmm, car over health. or health over education? okay, if i pay to have the car fixed, i wont have money to pay for insurance or my other bills, and ill probably miss the one class i needed to go to. hmmmm should i go to the doctor, with no insurance and miss the opportunity to turn in my project thats like 99,000% of my grade, or should i ease the trouble and drop out already and spend the rest of my life worshipping a 1995 mazda millenia? decisons. decisions. and when i first turn the friggin thing on, it does this weird jerk thing. thank god i dont like coffee because that shiznit would be every whiz-ere (thats where people) some idiot got all tires that same size except for the one in the front, so now my car looks like its "leaning back" (remember that song?! i know i do) so much stuff to go on about this stupid little car, but im tired and i have a project to do (i think) Mazda Millenias are lame, and soon as I get the money, Im selling this crap. Dare I say Id even drive a dodge neon over this car? nope. Im gonna say, Id even drive a geo metro over this crap car. who wants some?![8D]
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