RE: This one had me cracking up
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RE: This one had me cracking up - 6/21/2007 10:51:08 AM
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87 turbo II
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Haha
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RE: This one had me cracking up - 6/21/2007 2:26:48 PM
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babyhuey
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Nice one cl8ton
A very old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I fart all the time. Doctor Johnson, ,but they're soundless and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?"
"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."
Next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson's office. "Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm farting just as much, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?"
"Calm down, Mrs. Harris," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, we'll work on you hearing!!!!"
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RE: This one had me cracking up - 6/21/2007 11:37:51 PM
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87 turbo II
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That took me like 3 times reading through to get it but I got it.
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RE: This one had me cracking up - 6/22/2007 5:32:13 AM
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cl8ton
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About 3 times for me to... Good one Though. Got this one today... hopefully they will be better next week. :>)))
Subject: The Mole Family
A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole
hole. One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says,"Yum! I smell maple syrup!"
The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and
says "Yum! I smell honey!"
The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the
air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way so he says, "Geez, all I can smell
is....
MOLASSES" !!!
Heading out Fishing tonight... Have a Good Weekend!
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RE: This one had me cracking up - 6/25/2007 5:34:04 AM
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cl8ton
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Good Morning!!
I think the Mole Joke was so Lame it is Funny.
Got a 10 pound Walleye on Saturday!!... and found a Box Cap that fits my truck for only $60.00. I'm a Happy Man
A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into Walmart
with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.
The Walmart greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Walmart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no
they ain't. Oldest one's nine and the other one is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind or just stupid?"
"I'm neither blind or stupid," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe someone made love to you twice."
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RE: This one had me cracking up - 6/25/2007 7:20:07 AM
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dentinger
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LMAO!!!
thats a good one!!!
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