Siber Express
12/24/2007 12:17:48 PM
If he were me anyways LOL
Deer Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a
gud boy all yeer.
Yer Friend, Billy
Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawncare.
How about I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell?
I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can
spell.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody!
Love, Sarah
Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd
like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please
see what you can do.
Love, Teddy
Dear Teddy,
Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door
in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come
back to your frigid mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's
time to give up that dream. Let me send you some Legos
instead.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I want a new bike, a Playstation 3, a train, some G.I.
Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba.
Love, Francis
Dear Francis,
Who names their kid 'Francis' nowadays. I bet you're gay.
I'll set you up with a Barbie.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I
left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door.
Love, Susan
Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the deer fart in
my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor?
Leave me a bottle of Scotch.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you
busy making toys?
Your friend, Thomas
Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made in China. I have a condo in Vegas
where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I
unwind by drinking myself silly and playing grab ass with
cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table.
Hey,you wanted to know.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know
when we're awake, like in the song?
Love, Jessica
Dear Jessica,
Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you
do. I'm skipping your house.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I really want a puppy this year. Please, please, please,
PLEASE, PLEASE could I have one?
Love, Timmy
Dear Timmy,
That whiney begging shit may work with y
jaimie08mazda3
12/25/2007 8:37:01 AM
LMFAO. THOSE ARE SOO AWESOME. HAHAHAHA. THE BEST ONES WERE THE 2ND 3RD 4TH AND 5TH LOL
